When alone having a toast,
I was suddenly confronted by a ghost.
I did'nt let my hair stand on end,
but considered the ghost my friend.
The ghost stood there for a while
and threatned me with his evil smile.
I did'nt let my stomach churn with fright,
but invited him for a dinner that night.
When he advanced to drink my blood,
I bribe with a trophy of diamond studs.
He was still unaffected after being bribed,
then of my blood I was deprived.
When trying to prove my ultimate might,
he quietly switched off the light.
At the top of my voice, I did scream
As I woke up from my horried dream.
